INterns by the Numbers

To briefly re-cap last week’s post: We included a short biography, a fun fact, and a picture for each INtern.  The intent was to put a face to the five-headed creative genius that is “The INterns”.  In light of this week’s sales meeting we’ve decided to try a different approach at introducing the INterns—the numbers game.

Every salesperson understands the significance of the numbers.  They make or break your quarter.  They make you laugh, they make you cry, and they make you do crazy things sometimes.  And the best part of it all?  They never lie (unless of course it’s the end of the month and you are still short of your quota).  This week let’s take a look at the lighter side of the numbers.

Employment History
Number of jobs held: 19
Number of jobs held not including mowing lawns: 15

Relationship
Total INterns: 5
Single INterns: 4 (Can you guess who’s tied down?)
INterns that, “Don’t really even want a girlfriend”: 4

Productivity
Cold-calls made: 357
Cold-calls actually made: 246
Appointments set up: 35
Appointments set up not including the doctor: 33
Or dentist: 32

Social
INtern Facebook page ‘likes’: 56
Blog posts: 2
Videos posted: 1
Video views: 137
Video views not by interns: 64

Miscellaneous
Highest number of cups of coffee consumed in one day:  21
Highest number of bathroom trips in one day: 28
Most consecutive days wearing the same shirt: 6
Most consecutive days telling people that, “I just washed it last night”: 6

Bonus
Age of the youngest INtern in history: 3 months

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The numbers are truly staggering.

Please take a look at our Facebook page, and YouTube channel
-The INterns

About Luke Trepanier
I'm currently studying marketing and English at the University of Minnesota-Duluth.

2 Responses to INterns by the Numbers

  1. Jennifer Smith says:

    I love reading your weekly post! Keep up the good work.

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